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Big Toy, Big Promises, Big Letdowns? When we first got our hands on the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman, we were curious. A powerful, extra-large wand massager that promises deep, rumbly vibrations, full-body relaxation, and earth-shattering orgasms? Sounds like a dream. Plus, it’s waterproof, has 50 vibration combinations, and comes with a 10-year warranty - what could go wrong? Well… quite a bit. At first glance, it looks sleek, luxurious, and ready to bring some serious intensity. But after multiple rounds of testing (and even a few replacements), we quickly realized that this wand comes with some serious drawbacks. Whether it's the awkward size, unreliable motor, or frustrating battery life, this toy had us feeling more annoyed than satisfied. But hey, let’s dive into the details. 😉

Surprisingly Fun and Discreet – A Unique Experience! Honestly, I wasn’t sure what to expect when I first got The Sexy Pot, but after giving it a try, I have to say, it’s a fun, playful, and surprisingly powerful little toy. The design is super discreet, which is something I really appreciate. It looks just like a cute little potted plant, making it easy to leave out in plain sight without raising any eyebrows. The pot itself is just for decoration, which adds to the playful aesthetic. If you’re looking for something fun, quirky, and effective, this is definitely worth trying. The design is playful yet practical, and the vibration settings offer a good variety. The fact that it blends in so well makes it a great option for those who prefer a discreet yet powerful toy. Definitely a conversation starter, but only if you want it to be!

The one that chills, but knows exactly how to keep the tension building 😏. This one had our hearts before we even opened the box because let’s be honest: we’ve loved Emily for years. But as much as our fangirl/fanboy goggles were on, we didn’t expect Squirt to be quite so chill. And that’s exactly what makes her stand out. She’s not flashy and she’s not trying to rip your soul out through your glans. She’s subtle. Balanced. Mild enough for long sessions, interesting enough to keep you engaged. The entrance is welcoming, the structure flows, and her suction game? Quietly elite. We’ve tried a lot of sleeves, but few manage to feel this forgiving while still doing their job. That’s Squirt and she sneaks into your rotation and suddenly you realize she never left. And every time you come back, she just works. This isn’t the sleeve that’ll give you fireworks after 3 minutes. But if you’re looking for an intimate, laid-back ride with a little emotional side-eye (and maybe a second round on top), Emily is waiting. Want to know why she’s the mellow ride that still makes an impact? Keep reading or jump to the parts that hit your spot 😉.

If you’ve always wanted to take the term “foot fuck” to its literal conclusion, the Succubus Sole Foot Fuck masturbator from Onahole.com (for US readers) or MostuToys.com (EU/UK) is potentially one of the best things to come out of Japan yet.

Not Everyone’s Favorite, But Possibly Yours 😉 We’ve tested sleeves that blew us away on the first thrust, and others that grew on us over time. Tasty, she's in the second camp. There’s nothing flashy here, no fireworks, no punch-you-in-the-face texture. And maybe that’s exactly why she earned her name: she’s not the wildest dish on the menu, but she’s one you might crave when you’re not in the mood for chaos. Tasty is simple, reliable, soft-spoken. She lets you take the lead and gives just enough to keep you going without stealing the spotlight. Not every session has to be a challenge. Sometimes you just want a toy that does its job smoothly, quietly, and with a lot of grace. That’s Tasty. She won’t be everyone’s favorite. But for the right user? She might be the one that sticks around. Especially if you like edging, longer sessions, or just a more “realistic” feel. Tasty might not shout, but she sure knows how to stay. 😌 Looking for something mild, smooth, and built for slow burn? Then keep reading, or jump to the comparisons and see how she stacks up. 😉

The Couple’s Vibrator That Sounded Exciting—But Left Us Frustrated When it comes to couple’s vibrators, I always think of the We-Vibe. We never actually owned one, but reading about it made us curious about this kind of toy. The idea of something that could bring extra stimulation for both partners during penetration sounded awesome. So, when we saw the Satisfyer Double Fun as a free promo gift, we figured, ‘Why not?’ Free sex toys are the best kind of sex toys, right? Worst case, we’d have some fun experimenting. Spoiler alert: We did not have fun. 🫠 On paper, it checks all the boxes—flexible U-shape, strong vibrations, app control, waterproof. But in reality? It felt more like a third wheel than a sexy enhancement. We gave it multiple tries, hoping it would grow on us. At the end, we just never clicked with it. After about 10 tries, it found its final resting place in our bedside drawer, untouched and collecting dust. So, what went wrong? Let’s get into it. 😉

In our journey of power, control, and sensation, the Maxtasy P-Spot Master stands out as a toy that bridges deep, internal stimulation with external resonance. It’s smart, adaptable, and built for serious play. From my Dom perspective, it gives me tools: I can dominate not only through external control but through internal orchestration. I can tease, overpower, ease, or crack the edge — all while holding the reins. From their perspective, it’s a toy that doesn’t demand but invites. It doesn’t terrorize; it teases, fills, and fulfills. They tell me afterward that it felt anchored inside their, something they could trust to stay in place even when they are writhing or constrained. Yes, it takes planning (charging, positioning, angle-fine-tuning). But the payoff is rich. The dual motors, the bendable shaft, the mixable intensities — all of it makes this one of our go-to prostate toys. If you’re exploring deeper internal play and want something that can layer, flex, and dominate without being unwieldy — this is a compelling pick. Product: Maxtasy P-Spot Master Material: Body-safe silicone + flexible shaft (memory bend) Motors: Dual motors (prostate and perineum) Modes: 10 modes per motor Charging Time: ~90 minutes Usage Time: Up to ~90 minutes continuous Waterproof: Yes (fully waterproof) Warranty: 1 year limited Price: US$49.95 (models without remote) or US$69.95 (models with remote)

From the company that brings us all "The #1 Selling Male Sex Toy In The World," Fleshlight presents yet another textured masturbating sleeve, this one rendered in the 'likeness' of porn star, Violet Myers. Sporting the usual Fleshlight adjustable suction cap, this phthalate-free thrust-'til-you-bust sleeve made of the company's SuperSkin material, features Meyer's signature Waifu texture in a hard pearlescent case. You really can't go wrong with a Fleshlight.

He’s Big. He’s Bold. He’s Owen. 😏 This toy doesn’t just pretend to be Owen Grey – it feels like he somehow snuck into our bedroom and left a perfect replica behind. From the hyper-realistic details down to the vein patterns and that infamous piercing scar (yes, really), this is hands-down the most anatomically accurate dildo we’ve ever touched. And trust us, we’ve touched a few. 😅 That said, Owen’s Signature Cock is not for the faint of heart. He’s thick, heavy, and takes some serious prep – both mentally and physically. But if you’re ready to level up and want a high-quality, ultra-realistic toy that’s as close to the real Owen Grey as you’ll probably ever get, this one’s worth the hype. Do we wish he was a touch squishier on the outside? Sure. Would that stop us from reaching for him again? Absolutely not. Whether it’s for solo play, shared sessions, or your personal pornstar fantasy – this toy delivers. Just make sure you stretch first. 😉

Sohimi’s Double Sided Strap-On is a product that proves the theory of “Getting what you paid for.” If you are looking for a product that will get the job done with a little bit of fun, or maybe you want this cheaper alternative while you save up money for a higher quality (and more expensive) product, I’d recommend this product. Otherwise, I would advise looking elsewhere. That’s not to say the Double Sided Strap-On isn’t fun, me and my boyfriend were able to utilize all parts of this toy in many ways, but that’s more of an affect of it being a manual tool with detachable parts and us being willing to put in a little bit of elbow grease to make it work for us. If you’re or the person you’re buying it for aren’t willing to do that, start saving up. If you are, buy it now with the major discount and you’ll get some bang for your buck!

Couple-Tested, Overthought, and Thoroughly Thrusted – Meet the SVR 🔥 This ring came in cute, quiet, and low-key... and somehow managed to stick around through all our wild ideas and test sessions. From classic missionary to weird shower yoga, we truly put the SVR through it — and it didn’t flinch (well, mostly). It’s not the flashiest toy we own, but it’s one of the most dependable. The rumbles are stronger than you’d expect from something this small, and when used right, it seriously enhances partner play without getting in the way. The silicone is lush, the fit is forgiving, and it never made Karl feel like his circulation was about to cut off. Always a plus. 😅 Sure, it’s not perfect. The charging port gives us minor anxiety, the highest settings might rattle your windows, and you’ll need to readjust in certain positions. But for all the ways it showed up for us — solo, duo, and mid-couch quickie — this little ring really earned its spot. Curious how it performed in every position (yes, even that one)? Scroll back up and see what worked... and what definitely didn’t. 😉

The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

The Lovense Ferri is the perfect toy for a Dom who wants to extend play beyond the dungeon and into the real world. From the male perspective, the joy isn’t just in her reaction — it’s in the subtle glances, the private control, and the knowledge that everyone else around us is oblivious. She wears it, I control it, and together we enjoy the secret game. Rating: ★★★★★ (5/5) — The ultimate public play toy for couples who love control and anticipation.

Tech, Texture & a Bit Too Much Trouble? We were seriously hyped for this one. Lovense + automatic stroker + app control is chefs kiss. This combo had “next favorite toy” written all over it. But Solace Pro ended up being a bit of a mixed bag for us. When it works, it really works , the manual mode is solid, the hardware feels premium, and the couple play potential is actually exciting. But it also makes you work for the good stuff. Between the loud motor, the hit-or-miss AI syncing, and an interface that can feel more like troubleshooting than foreplay, it’s not a grab-and-go kind of toy. Add in a milder sleeve that didn’t blow us away, and we’re left saying: good idea, decent execution, but not the game-changer we hoped for. Still, we’re tech nerds at heart – and there’s a lot to appreciate if you love syncing toys to smut and building out your gadget collection. Plus, it’s sturdy, well made, and definitely fun in the right setup. Just, maybe not the one you’ll reach for every night. Curious if the future of solo play is here, or still loading? Keep reading to see if it's your new favorite stroker 👀

If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.